Erotic Art — "The Woman From The Dance"

Yet another commission for Ruthie's Club in the year 2006. Check out the teaser and the first few paragraphs of the story bellow:

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Teaser: Be careful what you wish for. You might get it—and a lot more.

The Woman from the Dance

 by

Owen Carter

How do you let a woman know you’ve got a big dick? He’d pondered that question a lot. Women were so shallow. They always went for the tall guys, because they assumed tall guys had more to offer. A short guy didn’t have a chance unless he was a rock star or an actor or something. That’s why he and the other guys who weren’t six feet tall were standing against the wall at the Sadie Hawkins Halloween dance, while the women only picked the tall guys to dance with. 

None of them would know how well hung he was,

because they wouldn’t give him any play. His buddy Rob from work suggested they might get the hint if he wore a satyr costume. According to a cartoon in one of Rob’s skin magazines, a satyr was some kind of half-man, half-goat creature with a huge dick. He couldn’t think of a better costume, so he went with it. But the women at the dance weren’t getting the hint.

He hadn’t gotten any pussy since he spent time with that unpleasant woman he met on a dating Web site, seven months ago. She wasn’t bad looking, but she’d only have sex at bedtime, and she’d fall asleep after just one orgasm, which happened just about as soon as he got his dick inside her. She loved it because she was getting something for nothing.

If he hadn’t been so horny, he wouldn’t have gone to that stupid dance. It was supposed to be a singles mixer, but he wasn’t being mixed. Twenty-five bucks wasted.

He was startled by the site of a woman whose flesh-colored body stocking costume made her look naked. She was that woman who had to ride the horse naked, the one the chocolates are named after—Lady Godiva. 

Despite her very provocative costume, no one seemed to notice her as she made her way across the crowded, chaotic dance floor. 

She was coming toward him!

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